Pseudonime humoristike

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

× nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
If sex is a pain in the ass, you`re doing it wrong
Sex is like nokia (connecting people)
Sorry, the f*ck-machine is out of order, so f*ck yourself and save a quarter.
I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world, Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your dolly.
Are you talkin to me?
i have a girlfriend, her name is grace, she broke my heart, i broke her face
lady pop that thing for me...!
I Hope You Can S P E L L ...
chaos, panic, disaster, i think my work is done here
if size doen't matter why am I so popular?
I want to be forever young
i'll put a spell on you
When there is No more room in hell..death will walk over eath..
sO mucH pAin beHind tHese eYes
To Catch me, You GoTTa Be Fast...To Find Me, You GoTTa Be Smart...But 2
Be me.. Damn!! You Must Be Kidding
searching for intelligent lifeforms...30%65%99%...searching completed,no resultats found.Would you like to search again?
I'm a BITCH....Like thats a problem????
Not Enough Sex Could Ruin Your Eyes
He knows no fear, he knows no danger, he knows nothing
BITCH ==> Blond ; Irritating ; Tastless ; Chaotic ; Horrible : That's me
(F) Sweety Girl (F) My Lips Fyling Soft (K)
She dOn't sQueeze // yOu like I sQueeze ? ^^
Deep in my heart I know that you were right and I was wrong
I've got nothing to say to you
Use your fantasie when you think of me
How am I supposed to change if you walk away every time?
The Summer Is Magic
..|*(6)MiSs BiAtCh(6)*|.. DaRkChiLd OpEn YoU'Re DeStEnEy..WhY OoH
WhY..AsK ThAt 2 ThE DeViL InSiTe YoU(6)
never knock on heavens door, .....ring the bell then run (he hates that)
As I said before: I NEVER REPEAT MYSELF!
I used to be a SCHIZOPHRENIC, but we're OK now!
I'm not antisocial, society is anti me.
I DON'T HAVE PMS i am a fulltime bitch.
Why am i dieing to life, when i am living to die?
(*)¤*.¸¸.·´¨`»Nicê pånts, cån I têst thê zippê®???«´¨`·.¸¸ .*¤(*)
everybody brings happiness. some by coming, some by going
I'm talking to the mirror again, but it's not listening...
( Get Out,Right Now,It's the end of you and me it's to late and i cant wait 4 you to be gone(
(6) Horney Little Devil (6)
do what you do, say what you say, cauz' it's your life and you gotta do it your way!
(B)..The only thing to fear = running out of beer...(B)
~ ,, *I Can See It's All So Clear, But I Have Nothing Left To0* ,, ~ ,, => ~
(U)~ => ,,Respect,, (yn)
I believe in angels, I believe in god... But the best reson I believe in them...
Is that You mean to me a lot!!!
I'm Gonna Show U The Time Of U'r Life
THERE IS ONE LIGHT, ONE LOVE, SO THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE KING
(#) Sunshine --> (L) Fuck what I said, I want you back (L)
thinking of u i just thinking of u All i can't do is just stop thinking of u(K)(L)
hyde for de moon hyde for the light because if you see it you will change (S)werewolf thats what i am(S) i will hyde myself(S)
Do you like a angel ........yes ...... then Here I am
dOn taLk jUst kiSs
WouLd You Be Mine.. Or aRe You WasTing My TiMe?!
If the only way to be with you is in my dreams, then let me dream forever!!
I went from candy and toys to cellfones and boys(P)(T)
if barbie's so popular.........how come u have to buy all her friends?¿
an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he's cute, screw the fruit
do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again? or should I bite ?
¨‘°ºOº°‘¨ (emri) , Angel From Heaven ¨‘°ºOº°‘¨
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
would you catch me if i fall..do you even notice me.....at all?
To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
It's not the size of the dog, It's the size of the fight in the dog!
Well if I called the wrong numba, why`d you answer?
If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
Damn!! You're hOt! Damn!! You're cOld!
There are sO manY plaYerSz, That's a 'KnOw' Fact *nD If yOur Lover pLaYs
yOu.. JuSt plaY the f0ckin' pLayer BACK! =)
(F)°o.O(F)<------(naam)---->(F)°o.O(F)(L)***(^)#My Darling#***(^)
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, how many times have i sayd fuck already??
I am love,I am happyness,I am sunshine............I am a liar!*-)
2nightSz.. the night..j0ee've btr make it faSt cause it feelSs s0 right..!
life is like a rollercoaster, before joee kn0w..it's over..
just shut up.. and dance for me bitch..
goes out to all the people who live a dirty lifestyle
(emri yt) is_in_da_house_with_the_A-TEAM
(emri yt) is in da house with Ali G
-->..* U-G-L-Y*..<-- YoU AiN'T gOt No aLiBy.. YoUr'E UgLy.. YeAh YeAh YoUr'E UgLY *..<--
IN 666 WAYS I LOVE YOU AND MY HEAVEN,S WEREVER YOU ARE
Im going NuCkIn FuTs!
.:*DrIvE It LIkE U StOLE It*:.
.:*mY nAmE iSnT *ELMO* bUt U cAn TiCkLe Me If U waNt*:..
I am me... and you are you... but... a face like yours belongs in the zoo!!